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• Beijing's traffic woes drive talk of relocating capital

  Thu Dec 23, 2010
  • Hey, I have a great idea. Since China already owns the U.S., not only can they move their capitol to Washington D.C., but they can route their businesses through Washington so that all the products can then have a label that says made in USA.

• Vatican abuse prosecutor warns hell for culprits

  Sat May 29, 2010
  • The only thing that the pedophile priests have to do is say; "Lord, please forgive me of my sins". That's it. After that, they have a golden ticket to heaven. It doesn't matter what they did to all those children, just as long as those perverts get their free trip to heaven.

• World stocks slide on Dow collapse, debt crisis

  Fri May 7, 2010
  • Has any attempt been made to see who sold stock right before the plunge and who bought the same stock before the so-called recovery happened? But, maybe the SEC isn't too interseted in finding out that little bit of information. Might have been told to look the other way.

• In adult films, condom question looms large

  Fri Apr 30, 2010
  • Men aren't looking at the male's member that the condom is on. What it reminds them of, is sex with their own wives.

• When bad things happen to good laptops

  Fri Apr 16, 2010
  • Know what's even worse? Trying to re-install windows xp and constantly getting the " no hard drive" message.

• Pope: Refrain from judging sinners

  Sun Mar 21, 2010
  • Let me get this straight. The pope says "While acknowledging HER sin, he does not condemn HER, but urges HER to sin no more. Sounds like something that was lifted right out of Islamic religion where the woman is always at fault.

• Fawcett omission from Oscars no accident

  Tue Mar 9, 2010
  • Michael Jackson was included because they didn't want the twins, Al and Jesse, to start screaming racism.

• Sheriff: Pit Bull Kills 6-Year-Old

  Fri Feb 12, 2010
  • The dog's owner will say that the girl must have provoked the dog into attacking her because the dog never showed any aggression in the past. The owner will say it was her fault and the grandmother's fault for not watching her.

• Infant killed, mother injured in ax attack

  Fri Feb 12, 2010
  • He will be sent to a mental hospital for three months and then released because he found "GOD". If I would have seen him doing this to the child and the mother, I would have put a few bullets in him.

• Toyota recalls 8,000 2010 Tacoma trucks

  Fri Feb 12, 2010
  • I can hear the execs at American auto companies exclaiming as Mr. Burns on the Simpsons; "EXCELLENT".